Dear Wee Rose,
Mommy seriously needs to get some sleep. She thinks you are now plotting her demise in a passive aggressive manner. Car crashes from falling asleep at the wheel are not unheard of. It is known that right now you claim this so called pain is from "teething" is what is making you so cranky and waking up but we're starting to question it. You've had your needs met, been given tylenol, been given Orajel, cuddled and warm milk but yet 5 am seems an except able time to cry out. The rest of the house would care to differ with you on that and we solemnly plead with you to refrain from such needs of attention during the night.
Your exhausted Mother